Keyboards.

• Friend: A Thumb can utilise the [Space]
• Friend: But the pinky has [Ctrl]
• Me: But sometimes it goes a bit [Alt]
• Friend: and needs to [Shift]
• Me: So it orders a [Tab]
• Me: and heads for the [Esc]
• Friend: and [Return]s to his [Home].
• Me: And when it's taken a [Pause/Break]
• Me: You know that's the [End]