screw mondays.

• Friend 1: Name a country that still uses the communist system.
• Me: CHINA
• Me: CUBA
• Me: AUSTRALIA
• Friend 2: Not yet.
• Me: But we're getting there.
• Friend 1: I think I'll just use China.
• Me: THAT WOULD BE MANIPULATION AND EXTORTION.
• Friend 1: Extortion?
• Friend 2: Manipulation?
• Me: I don't even know. Don't ask me things on mondays.